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He was playing his video games again but you wanted to do “something else”. You just simply knew what to do cause he wasn’t really paying attention.

Me: you’re my baby monkey Michael.

Michael: well you’re my sweet little pony cause you know why…. *wiggles eyebrows*

Me: pervert…




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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.