sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO
IS THAT EVEN A REAL QUESTION OF COURSE
I’d fly on a broom just to be there.
calum’s going to have to move out on his own one day and he’ll have a dog before he even has a couch
'I used to dress a lot in black and now I've let color into my life, its very metaphorical'
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
when michael does the blinky giggle
I reblog this so much
and after 373628 years, we have a cover where calum doesn’t look confused af